International Day Of Femslash, Multifandom vid: I'm your Man

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Video Title: I'm your Man
Song Title/Artist: I'm your Man - Patricia O Callaghan

Source: Victor/Victoria, Tipping the Velvet, Twelfth Night, Sylvia Scarlett, Just One Of the Guys, Morocco, Star Trek Voyager, Xena, She's The Man, Queen Christina, Portrait Of A Marriage, Bound, Thelma & Louise, Buffy, Bionic Woman, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Calamity Jane, Deadwood, Cagney & Lacey, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, DEBS, Women's Murder Club, Fried Green Tomatoes, Bend It Like Beckham, Charlie's Angels old skool, Gia, If These Walls could Talk 2, Birds Of Prey, Rebecca, Lost & Delirious, Children's Hour, Hex, Nina's Heavenly Delights, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dark Angel, Saving Face, Bad Girls, Alias, At Home With The Braithwaites, Rent, Fingersmith, Imagine Me And You, Color Purple, Alien Resurrection, Girl Interrupted, Queer As Folk US, The L Word, Sugar Rush, Ellen.

Summary: A celebration of media clichés.
Length/Format: 3.13, (Xvid, Stream)
Notes: Made for the International Day Of Femslash. As it's a celebration of clichés I've allowed myself some truly spectacular literalism, I remain unrepentant.

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ETA: Vimeo are having server problems so I've embedded Imeem instead.


I'm your Man

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

Feedback loved.

Comments

[dahliablue.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is fantastic!

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

EEEEE.

I don't have good concrit for this. It makes my flaming little (gay dude) heart prance with joy.

AND OMG, THELMA AND LOUISE.

Remain unrepetant. It was thoroughly enjoyable, and actually quite a nice twist on a familiar song and some familiar cliches/conventions in it's own right.

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Oh, I really enjoyed this :) And I was so happy to see you used "Fried Green Tomatoes," I love that film so much :D

[kattahj.livejournal.com]

They may be clichés, but they're really hot clichés, at least the way you used them! I have rarely seen such a perfectly cut video though I should have expected it from you, considering your other ones. I sat there alternating between "Oh, that's brilliant!" and "Ooh! That's hot!" I may now have to watch all the shows/films I haven't already, just to chase down all the hot scenes. :-)

[aworldinside.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was awesome. I love a well done multi source vid, and you've made me definitely want to check out some of the source material. Loved it.

[darandkerry.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hardly know where to begin. The song, the clips, the perfect synching of the lyrics to each clip - all masterfully done. And what a wonderful collage of women from all eras and all walks of life. This was truly amazing. A work of art. Brava...

[bofoddity.livejournal.com]

This is truly excellent. I wasn't familiar with all the sources, but I had no trouble enjoying the ride. A wonderful celebration of women and femslash.

[thingswithwings.livejournal.com]

oh. my god. this makes me just, so happy, deep down in my soul. seriously, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for a vid like this, and because it was you doing it, it more than exceeded my expectations. Oh! you reawakened my childhood Julie Andrews crush, and reminded me of how hot Janeway was in drag, and, and. It's so gorgeous, and some of the bait-and-switch cliches are amazingly done - I particularly love the shift from Willow writing on Tara to Gabrielle (was it Gabrielle?) writing on Xena. Honestly, my heart just swelled up a half dozen sizes. I am going to go and watch this over and over, because I just get happier with every viewing.

Oh, and the literalism is, in fact, spectacular. :) Thelma and Louise to "If you want a partner, take my hand"? AWESOME.

*hugs vid close*

[untrue-accounts.livejournal.com]

How are you so awesome?

I loved it so much, all the fun and the playfulness and the breaking through barriers, whether they're glass or just colored lights.

[12-12-12.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome! Can't wait to watch.

[libmix.livejournal.com]

WOW. I love this vid so much I felt compelled to leave a comment not only here but at youtube. The editing is fantastic. Great choice of song & great choice of clips. Thanks for sharing :) xx

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Wow. I wish i had more time to be more coherent, but woo, song choice and clips choice and overall: wow. Thanks :)

[ncruuk.livejournal.com]

I recognised less than 10 of the various people through that video... but it was a visual feast nonetheless... thank you very much!

[minerva-fan.livejournal.com]

Downloading. :)

[vysila.livejournal.com]

What a fabulous, clever vid. I am in awe of your vision and talent. Will watch this one over and over, I'm sure.

[androbard1364.livejournal.com]

Haha, that was brillant! I loved all the Xena you had in there (of course!) and I was suprised by how little L word you used. And I gleed when I saw my new *second* favorite couple, Suzanna and Lisa from Girl, Interrupted in the vid. It is amazing, I'm going to have to watch it again sometime!

[ihearthahn.livejournal.com]

That was fantastic!!

I loved the edit for if you want a boxer... cracked me up!

Wonderful, wonderful job!

[semielliptical]

Fabulous! I particularly loved all of the happy smiling moments, it's such a treat to see so many together.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

Very enjoyable! I'm glad someone on my flist rec'd this to me. ;)

[hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com]

This is beyond amazing. WOW. I adore the parallels you wove. Favorite bits are the tuxedo-clad ladies throwing roses into the audience and the amazing cut of Willow painting the Sappho poem on Xena's back. Gah! So gorgeous. <3 Go ladies!

[heyiya.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so marvellously fabulously wonderful! I am having a day of mild stress and this just made everything shiny. YAY vid of queer female media history (the good parts) and, well, YAY LESBIANZ. I want to teach a class on queer media representation and appropriation and show this vid (apparently I relate to things via imaginary students, it'll be a while if ever before I have the chance to teach such a class!)


I loved... well, everything in fact, but especially the way you brought old and new footage together, the opening haircuts, the Buffy/Faith and Starbuck/Kat and Thelma and Louise and Greta Garbo and the delightful dyke cliches of Tipping the Velvet and and and... Well, all of it. You bring so much source together with such flair and skill and *joy* -- I am exceptionally glad that this vid exists, and it's already earned a permanent place on my ipod. :)

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Adding my voice to the chorus: awesome is really the word. I really enjoyed this!! Thank you for making it!

[thegiantkiller.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Utterly splendid. Nothing but praise. Wish I recognized more of the sources, but I thrilled at all the ones I do know.

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, that was just incredible.

[ruggerdavey.livejournal.com]

This was pretty freaking awesome.