I so couldn’t resist after seeing the results and completely random, but I have to say this:

The SPN cup you gave me is in constant and daily use. My other mugs are collection dust on the shelves and I clean it everyday by hand. My love is too strong to ever think about the fact that I doing old-school housework for my favourite coffee mug. You seriously gave me the perfect gift. I love this cup so much, I actually afraid what I would do to someone damaging it or myself, if it would slip in my wet soapy fingers and break. I would weep for hours. I'm completely unhealthily attached to it.

(Significant other posing the most threat just living with the cup under the same roof – I should consider a move.)