Surely to god this is a joke?

[charmax]

I've been a bit down in the dumps lately and in need of a good laugh and for once The L Word delievered. :D The season 2 sessions soundtrack is now out! All 44 tracks of it. Of course with only 44 tracks somethings had to get cut. rofl So out go songs by Heart, Peaches, etc presumably they will appear on a second soundtrack cd! So on this one we are treated to just the glory of Betty.

Tracks have such attractive names as "Tina masturbates" and "lez boat". Also there is "Jenny writes" there are seven, yes SEVEN, of those cos you know people writing is sooo exciting in a visual medium. The absolute best bit though is that all those versions of the theme are here for us to.. erm... enjoy. The punk version also called the Hell word, country version (hell yeah word), Muzak Version (the elevator word), French version (the Elle word) etc etc. Unfortunately the version using a recorder, triangle, comb and paper and didgeridoo where the lyrics go "sucking, Whining, writing,writing, more fucking writing, whinging, bitching, thats the way that we live" was missing. That was the one where they let us in on the joke and say "yes we know the theme stinks but someones shagging a member of the band" (its called the Smell Word).

Think I'm making it up? You'll piss yourselves!
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Oh and while we are on the subject of The L Word some more icons. I might not like the show that much but the women are pretty. :p

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Comments

[titenani.livejournal.com]

hahahaha alright..this is really funny...and not at the same time :O ... "Jenny writes" and "Tina masturbates" I mean..wtf? :| lol and seven "jenny writes" songs is wayyyy too much to handle :| :P

Ooohhh really nice icons *nod* I love LOVE number 4..that picture is so beautiful and you icon is all soft and romantic..I like that :D Can I use it ?! Pretty pleaseeee ?! :D

[charmax.livejournal.com]

Yes way to much Jenny writes all together.

Sure you can use the icon nan! :D Thank you *mwah*

[lysachan.livejournal.com]

"Tina masturbates"

I just nearly choked on my pepsi. And "Jenny Writes"? Someone has run out of song titles. :p
By the way, do you have the S01 soundtrack as well? Is it any good? I've been meaning to buy it for ages but there's always been something more urgent.

And the icons are amazing! I especially love that Bette icon you use yourself. Beautiful. *sigh*

[charmax.livejournal.com]

No I don't own the first season soundtrack.. And I DON'T own the second one either! lol
I like some of the music on the first but the CD is not something I would buy.

Thank you for the compliments on the icons. :) Sadly the Bett one is not made by me. > lwordicons

[xandra-ptv.livejournal.com]

LOL. So because it was in the show they thought people wanted all the crappy stuff. Did they include Jenny's jewified theme song? It sounds like releasing the x-files sound track and having "mulder and scully share sexual tenson" 1-8.

I love the icons, great colors.

PS I like your shaggie theroy.

[charmax.livejournal.com]

I believe Jenny's jewified version is called "Klezmer Version (The el Al Word)" :D Oh and I love the "Dry Humper Lover" rofl

The shaggie theory - is the only possible explanation!

[colour-me-sassy.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I almost fell of my chair reading that. Bloody hell dodgy or what lol. Stunning icons! taken 3, 4, 5 and 6 :D

[charmax.livejournal.com]

So I guess I won't find it on your wishlist at Amazon then? lol

[xandra-ptv.livejournal.com]

Shaggie? wtf i meant shagging... oi to have spell checked lol. but i can believe how much they planned with that annoying theme.

[charmax.livejournal.com]

I got you Xandra ;)

[astartexx.livejournal.com]

Beautiful icons, love 1 and 6, I guess the fans of his show have to make up for the lack of creativity on the producers side... Unless, of course it is all a joke of them! LOL

[charmax.livejournal.com]

I'm choosing to be optimistic and hope that the people involved in the show will listen to their fans and ditch the dodgy score and put more effort into the writing!